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One day there was two boys playing from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

This guy goes to the zoo one from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.

Little Mary was not the best student from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one m ore time, I'll break it in half!"

There are a lot of folks that from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

Q What do you get when you from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

Q What does pizza delivery man and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

Q What did Bill Clinton say to from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

Q What are two letter words that from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.

Q What do a coffin and a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

Q What do a dildo and soy from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

Q Why is being in the military from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q Define TransvestiteA A guy who likes from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Q What do you call a truckload from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.

Q Did you hear the slogan for from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

Q Why are cowgirls bowleggedA Cowboys like from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

Q What did the Indian say to from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"

Q How many perverts does it take from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q Which of the following doesnt belong from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

Q Whats the definition of a YankeeA from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q What has seventyfive balls and screws from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!